Marital Bliss

By | August 10, 2010

Good Morning Stampers

I've posted something very different on my blog today and it's for one of John's challenges – enjoy!

Joke of the day

 
There's a lot to be said about marital bliss…

A while back there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are extremely difficult to fill, requiring an extensive background check, training, and testing before candidates are even considered for the position. After reviewing several applicants and completing all the checks and training, the field was narrowed to the three most promising candidates. The day came for the final test, which would determine which of equally qualified candidates, would get the job.

The final candidates consisted of two men and one woman. The men administering the test took the first candidate, a man, down a corridor to a closed door and handed him a gun saying, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man, looking completely shocked said, "You can't be serious! I could never kill my wife." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man for the job. Take your wife and go home."

They brought the next candidate in, the other man, and repeated the instructions. This man took the gun, walked into the room and closed the door. However, after five minutes of silence, the door opened and the man handed the CIA tester the gun, saying, "I just couldn't do it. I couldn't kill my wife. I tried to pull the trigger but I just couldn't do it." The CIA man said, "Well, then, you're obviously not the man for the job. Take your wife and go home."

Then they brought the woman down the corridor to the closed door, handed her a gun, and said, "We must be completely assured that you will complete your assignments and follow instructions regardless of the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your husband, seated in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun, walked into the room, and before the door closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing. One shot after another, for thirteen shots, the noise continued. Then all hell broke loose. For the next several minutes, the men heard screaming, cursing, furniture crashing and banging on the walls; then suddenly, silence. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!

I'd love to hear your favorite joke – leave it in the comments' section.

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3 thoughts on “Marital Bliss

  1. lisa808

    Hysterical!!! Thanks for a good laugh.

    Here’s a joke a friend recently told me:

    A squirrel crawled up the pants leg of a guard at Buckingham Palace and he didn’t flinch a bit. A second squirrel came along and crawled up the other pants leg, still not a flinch or flicker out of the guard. About ten minutes later he started jumping around and shaking his legs about. The next guard asked what was wrong. He replied that the one squirrel had just said to the other that they would eat one nut now and save the other for later.

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  2. Rachel Brumley

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    Lisa

    That’s funny!

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